Sep 17, 2008

US Palin-Tics....

Just to loosen up a bit, and probably ride on her popularity ;-) below are some goofs I made up for fun. For fun only.

Regarding US Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin...

Question: What do you call the study of fossilized Alaskan PTA member, mother and a governor?
Answer: Palin-tology

Question: What do you call a group that performs spiritual practices in Alaska that originated in China?
Answer: Palin-Dafa or Palin Gong

Question: Why did she join the PTA?
Answer: Because her kids' grades are "Palin."

*John McCain is so white that he chooses a running mate that is "Palin."

Care to add more?

Next...Biden....
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/20/2008 6:33 AM

    Well, I'm Biden my time to see what corny puns you come up with for him. Groan. :-)

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  2. Anonymous9/20/2008 11:16 AM

    “Sailin’ with Palin!”

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  3. Anonymous9/21/2008 5:27 PM

    Better an inexperienced Vice President than an President.

    She’ll help us with the “Transition Program” and the “Pew Monument”.

    She understands local self-government and states rights!

    Biba Sarah!

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