CNMI's ER Horror Stories 1

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Have you heard of any horror stories around the island as discovered at the Commonwealth Health Center's E.R.? Well, I have. Sources said the hospital has received several cases that shocked the wits out of them.

#1 - a couple came to the E.R., boyfriend was in bad shape. He was so embarrassed he couldn't sit down. He was holding his pants up. Doctor found out there was a whole orange stuck up his ass.

#2 - a woman with boyfriend came to E.R. in pain. A can of beer was in her (bleep bleep)

#3 - a woman came with boyfriend told doctors that she and her beau wanted to be adventurous in sex. They went to the beach, boyfriend got a sea cucumber and inserted it to her girl friend's (bleep bleep). The boyfriend thought he could easily remove the sea cucumber, but the couple didn't know that as defense mechanism of sea cucumbers, they expand when they are vexed. So, the couple went to the hospital with sea cucumber inside her.

Believe it or not. We didn't know either.

The Reveler

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