I didn't mean to jump into this bandwagon, but we just want to express our opinion about this. I guess being away for a long time just dragged us into the mud of oblivion about what's going around the islands.
Is it true that Lil Hammerhead has been outed. I was reading, as I was redirected, Jeff Turbitt's blog and there it was front page, that Lil Hammerhead the blogger behind the successful Must Be the Humidity Blog is in fact Roberta Guerrero. Allegedly, Guerrero is the mastermind of the famous, if not infamous, blog in the CNMI.
Turbitt has been saying that there was a witness to attest that Guerrero was seen editing the blog. Then I read the exchanges of comments on Turbitt's blog and by golly, it is pretty getting out of bounds...for me the least.
If Guerrero was proven to be the zany blogger, what would the repercussions be? Would the people that the blog has criticized or commented upon strike back against the wife of the former Saipan Chamber of Commerce better half (as written in the Turbitt's blog comments).
I bet the Must Be the Humidity Blog is getting the hits now. As they say bad publicity still is publicity.
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Hammerhead hasn't said anything that wasn't echoed by Turbitt, me, Tina Sablan, Ed Propst, Wendy Doromal, Ron Hodges, Bill Weiss, and a dozen other letter to the editor writers.
The repercussions of outing Hammerhead are that there would another real person standing up to the moronic bullshit these islands deal with on a daily basis.
It would go a long way towards ending the non-sense if Hammerhead announced her true identity.
"another real person standing up to the moronic bullshit these islands deal with on a daily basis".
Nice quote Angelo...and all along I thought you were the hammer...:)
aww...that's sweet...
uhrmm. i got off track there.
we hope to get back on track soon...
right Middle Roaders?
If Lil Hammerhead is in fact Roberta, I want her to run for Governor, not her husband. She is pure genius!
Maybe the hammer for Guv and JPan for Lt.
or maybe Lil and Tina.
WE DO NEED ANONYMOUS BLOGS
mMybe EJ is Lil...
nah...Abramoff is a better guess as maybe it was in his plea agreement or it is penance.
If this is really true. Roberta for Governor!
Who cares who Lil is given all our concerns on Saipan.
We should do something to help ourselves....like...
1. Eliminate Article 12
2. Reduce the size of our government
3. Go to a part-time legislature
4. Legalize gaming with aid from professionals...not a local board
5. Send all the poor workers home and make Saipan a place for the rich
6. Legalize marijuana and open weekly flights to Amsterdam...our fame and notoriety would explode the tourism market
7. Legalize prostitution starting by sending the old ugly ones home and clean up the business so we would need US immigration to fight off the sailors and tourists wanting to get in
8. Instead of suing the feds, we should encourage them to let us have a niche advantage for investor visas that first invested here
9. We should encourage us to offer VISA WAIVERS to anyone in Asia that opens an account and banks their money in the CNMI
10. We should bargain to retain our tax status as the US may have us in the crosshairs already.
11. We should have easy student visas to make ourselves the US accredited school of Asia.
12. We should ask the feds to open training centers here
13. We should ask the feds to borrow 20 size 8 bulldozers, train local unemployed kids to operate them, and then have those kids level every ugly building and former garment factory on Saipan.
14. Close the poker rooms.
15. Close thye pawnshops.
16. DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS especially those cheap bas^&rds operating illegal businesses
If we do these 16 simple things we would be rolling in so much dough that we wouldn't have time in a day to spend it all.
Please feel free to add to the list but try not to give our poor long lost Congress a headache.
Roberta is really not taking her newfound fame very well. It's making her even angrier than usual.
I disagree with you Angelo. There is someone to fire back at now. This will put some responsibility and maybe even some civility into that tramp. I predict she'll fade away. She never had the guts to take a stand before unless she could do it while hiding, and now that she has been unmasked, the end is nigh.
Beyond that, by the way, all the comment deletion exposes her as a complete fraud and a phony after being on her high horse about that. Continued lying about the simple truth of who she is when everyone now knows doesn't help, either.
Why would a baldheaded dude living in Arizona be so concerned about what is going on in Saipan.
Get a life Jeff.
http://turbittj.blogspot.com/2009/02/lil-hammerhead-outed-roberta-guerrero.html
Turdbitt has no room to call someone elde gitless...talk about a limp wimp...it's Turdle.
uhm i believe lil is angry...
taking it personally there eh? sometimes just being quiet about it works y'know.
you are getting Roberta in trouble...
Turdbitt is a puss that has comments censured so the 1 comment can support his limp position.
Roberta, try anger management classes. Really now, attacking my parents, my kids, posting EJ's death threats. Are you that angry about being outed? I always knew you were loony tunes. Love it.
who started this angry exchanges?
Roberta,
I'm having great fun, too. I haven't seen you this unhinged in a while. Seeing you so uncomfortable at having to take the heat is really nice. You're more batshit crazy than Bateman ever was. Did you fly off the handle like this with your kids, too? They have my sympathies as well.
The sad thing is, Jeff, that it is clear to viewers of your site and sites where you have posted comments that YOU have gone off the deep end.
Lil' is keeping at it as she always has.
You have flipped. You obviously had a pretty traumatic experience at some point in your life and the effects are manafesting itself for all the public to see.
What on earth is wrong with you? You are a married man with children who lives in arizona? Did lil' affect you so much that you have been silently obsessing with "outting" her for the last 2 years?
Have you secretly been scanning her blog and others... following comment links... penning down "clues"... calling old saipan contacts... in hopes of a big break?
I personally know Roberta. She is not Hammerhead. All you would have had to do was give her a ring before jumping the gun. Of course that would have meant you would actually have had to talk to her and confront her. God forbid that ever occur. That would have taken BALLS, and it is quite obvious you lack them.
Why not call her up now? Why not ask your buddy Angelo if it is Roberta?
I was going to post that you are nothing but a bald, ball-less, portly, washed-up, piece of trash that should have your children removed from your custody. But opted not to as that would just be downright immature.
Get 'em while they are hot!
http://www.cafepress.com/pragmaticplato.193754799
PP
PP
Didn't Turdle accuse the writers here of being pawns of the Tans? Why would you give creedence to a single word the guy has to say?
I will somehow figure out how to get you your royalty checks. I have sold three shirts already :-)
Can't wait to see them at the local waterin' holes :-)
Keep at it Lil'!
PP
"I wish I was Lil' Hammerhead!"
Turbitt wears white shoes, too!
Don't forget about that, oh snap!
You haven't sold a single shirt, either PP.
Up to 3 "I am Lil'" Tees sold already!
PP
Damn.... passive income... ":I am Lil'" Shirts sold to date = 5
PP
Ed, you're so full of shit your eyes are brown.
I love the lunatic leaps in here. You told us who wrote a blog, we should take your kids or you are therefore bad at your job -- all written by someone anonymous.
Be fair to Roberta, as if she's been fair all along. Roberta is free to comment on my blog if she wishes. She's already done so several times under her screen name, which is not to mention like five posts on her blog to my one -- so who is the one off the deep end.
Very sly Middle Road. You piggybacked off Lil's blog to boost your ratings.
7 Shirts and a mug so far!
You know you want one TSB.
PP
"I wish I were Lil' Hammerhead!"
I can attest that Plato has sold at least one XL white golf shirt with "I,m Lil Hammerhead" logo.
At 16.99 + 6. to ship it seems like a bargain and a true collectors item here.
I picked up the Large Mug for $13. Expensive shipping charge but should get quite a laugh drinking out of this one on the hill.
J
I'm concerned about how you get a 150x150 pixel image on a shirt, Plato.
Noni above. Your bull shit detector is working well.
http://turbittj.blogspot.com/2009/02/lil-hammerhead-outed-roberta-guerrero.html
http://mustbethehumidity.blogspot.com/2009/02/case-for-libel.html
http://jetapplicant.blogspot.com/2009/02/saipan-blog-wars-ii.html
http://marianaspride.blogspot.com/2009/02/call-for-peace.html
http://saipanmiddleroad.blogspot.com/2009/02/robertas-humidity.html
Believe it or not, some of us have other things to do Roberta.
Really? Some demented soul just added five fecal references to your surname on her blog, all the while pleading for civility. (!)
Good grief, is there no escape from this crap? Look at Saipan's blogs a year ago where there was actually some pretty good debate and discourse. Now it's just a bunch of shit. Whoopty-f...ing do, 100 comments, 85 of which are anonymous and 70 of those are vulgar, childish shit-talk. Is that the ultimate goal? Anyone reading this everyday needs two showers before bed. No wonder nothing gets done on Saipan.
Rise above Middle Road, few sites are now worth the time.
Don't forget.. the SaipanMiddleRoad blog was a target of Motecs on any number of occasions.. and he "outed" them as well. Booo
we have passed the torch to you Lil. Look at how you've grown! so popular!
The Middle Roaders have been utterly busy...
Jeff has checked in at Lil's blog 84 times in 6 days. That is too funny. 13 times a day or once an hour. It must be slow in in the SW or he is enjoying the fame.
Anonymous said...
mMybe EJ is Lil...
nah...Abramoff is a better guess as maybe it was in his plea agreement or it is penance.
2/15/2009 7:12 AM
lol, I didn't used to bitch & nag
till my friends started betraying
Lil' Hammerhead said...
"Posting EJ's death threats".. where'd you get that one? I didn't "post" anything of EJ's.
more better death threats please, I am going to report to KPG
Lil' Hammerhead said...
"Posting EJ's death threats".. where'd you get that one? I didn't "post" anything of EJ's.
more better death threats please, I am going to report to KPG
You're sick, you need mental help and possible confinement, until whatever malady you are now afflicted with has left you. I'm being kind to you by leaving open the suggestion that you're afflicted with some type of mental illness. ;}
2/16/2009 8:54 AM
did u tell me I am mentally ill too?
Jeff is fine i hope
mentally ill people don't know how to write Jeff does. no no cause I was once crazy by u
You're sick, you need mental help and possible confinement, until whatever malady you are now afflicted with has left you. I'm being kind to you by leaving open the suggestion that you're afflicted with some type of mental illness. ;}
2/16/2009 8:54 AM
did u tell me I am mentally ill too?
Jeff is fine i hope
mentally ill people don't know how to write Jeff does. no no cause I was once crazy by u
The Saipan blogosphere has devolved to the level of inanity produced by the island's original 'blog celebrities'.
Everything's like Turbitt's Hypersensitive Senseless Drivel now.
Lil' aka Rey.....
http://www.saipansucked1.blogspot.com
Go away little girl!
hey little Dog, tell me to go away in my face. not here. this is disrespectful as always Saipan dogs.
u are 'THE STALKER'
it's my turn. I am as S talker.
Lil Hammerhead is Laurie Perterka, Ann Jordan, Bobbi Grizard, Karen Klaver, or Heather Kennedy.
Nice fake. Most of them do not have kids in the military, and one's name is spelled wrong.
None of them have kids in the military.
Harr De Harr, previous noni, you think the lil cunt gave us factual information about the supposed kids being in the military, or anything else? You are dreaming.
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