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Mar 1, 2009

Wat-Da-Ep?

Counterfeit dollar bills?

Finally an answer to an old issue. I remember this problem was raised to us two years ago and even made it to the news. Now, three have been arrested for the said modus operandi.

The police discovered about this when the culprits from here squealed when (according to news reports) they had a fight in their very own compound. I wonder how could they admit to the crime. Did the police actually suspect them a long time ago or did they just come across the issue by luck? Also they found out that the suspects are behind the burglary on Saipan? That is just sad. Can we ask them if our stolen macbooks are still there? Dream on right?

This counterfeit actually victimized some tourists way, way back according to restaurant staff members.

For more info about this, click here.

12 comments:

5 choices for 5 dollars said...

Will this doom the Thursday street market?

Anonymous said...

i don't get it

ben tan loves $40 blowjobs said...

Counterfeit dollar bills? Hahahahahahahaha!

The Chinese are making them.

Let's salute Chinese governor Ben Tan and his master Willie for these things---

Sleazy bad world reputation for trafficking sex and drugs and blow jobs for the staff of visiting US officials courtesy of Ben Tan.

Overflowing dump and sewage. Did you know the garment workers used leftover garment as toilet tissue?

Labor abuses. Tan Incorporated paid the highest fine in US labor abuses. $9.2 million.

Illegal pesticides are what you are finding on local produce because the Chinese keep smuggling it in and use a lot of it.

Ice. Triads are using Saipan as the gateway to the Pacific for this drug but sell a shitload locally.

Hooooookerville. Chinese hos are everywhere in Saipan! Saipan is home of the $40 fucky fucky.

Thank you Ben Tan. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

but the last time I checked, the news reported three with local names....

Anonymous said...

Secret Service had evidence last year that North Korea was doing the printing and getting them on island somehow. Are those local boys printing them in Kagman or are they getting them for elsewhere? This is a serious Fed offense and the perps that get caught will do time in Club Fed on the US mainland.

Anonymous said...

And Bill Sablan knows what happens to "local boys" in Club Fed.

Anonymous said...

$200 in counterfeit passed? This is an epidemic?

This is a little group of amateur thugs so stupid they should be highlighted on one of those "dumb crook' video shows.

Good work T-Men! We thank you for catching these jerks. Now get back to work in LA where they pass hundreds of thousands daily.

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$40 is way too much to spend on a blowjob

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Anonymous said...

Has Middle Road quit blogging?....1 lame post a month...what gives?

Rev said...

this blog has seen its days...sad to say that...

thanks for all the readers...

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