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Aug 18, 2009

Headliner One Liner

Gubernatorial Candidate Hofschneider's brother booted out of the Big Brother's House? Well that's according to MV's banner story today.

A banner story...hmmm....

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reason #2847363 to get rid of Fitial.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Dr. DelaCruz for firing Henry. He should now resign from the Zoning Board. The guy is a cocky SOB just like his brother H! More reason to re-elect Gov. Fitial!

Anonymous said...

HEY DUMB ASS. WHEN YOUR CHILD GETS SICK OR YOUR PARENT GOD FORBID GUESS WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO CHC AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MAY DIE THERE BECAUSE THIS LOUSY GOVERNOR IS PLAYING POLITICS BECAUSE HE HAS A JET FROM WILLIE TAN WAITING FOR HIM IF IN CASE HE GETS SICK.

STOP YOUR STUPIDITY AND REALIZE THAT YOUR PATHETIC WORTHLESS JOB IS NOT WORTH ANYTHING AND THAT WE DO NOT SEE BETTER TIMES AND THAT YOU ARE ONLY SUPPORTING HIM BECAUSE YOU GOT A JOB BY KISSING HIS DIABETIC BUTT.

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND ADMIT IT, FITIAL IS GOING TO LOSE AND ONE DAY WHEN GOD CALLS UPON HIS SOUL, WILLIE TAN'S BILLION DOLLARS FROM STEALING FROM OUR PEOPLE WILL NOT SAVE HIM FROM THE FIRES OF HELL. WILLIE TAN STOLE FROM US BUT IT IS WORSER BECAUSE BEN TAN IS FROM OUR HOMELAND AND HE WILL LEARN FROM HIS MASTER WILLIE THAT MONEY WILL NOT REMOVE HIM FOR ALL THE BACK DOOR DEALS WITH JACK ABRAMOFF AND ALL THE OTHER CORRUPTED FRIENDS HE HAS AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.

Anonymous said...

Two types of voters for Ben Tan Fitial---------Those on the take, and those full of taki.

Anonymous said...

Did Heinz go to medical school?

Anonymous said...

I am trying to think which would be worse. Reelecting Ben Tan Fitial or having a cucumber shoved up my butt?

I'll go with the cucumber.

Anonymous said...

yes. the banner story is another way of the MV editor of showing whose side he's with like what he did with JNB against BRF.

the editor is a Heinz man.

Anonymous said...

Okay, okay...so if Heinz wins the election, what is the plan? Is he going to reduce the CUC rate? Is he going to make the economy boom again? Tell me, tell me please! Please be sure to explain how he plans to do whatever he plans to do to make things better than what we have now.

I am leaning towards voting for Fitial, but convince me and I will take it into consideration.

Anonymous said...

Heinz cannot even manage his discretuionary funds. Arnold gave him $2,400.00 and Stanley added $2,100.00. In essence he will over spend if elected as governor.

Is this the vision HA is selling? Mismanagement?

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

What has Heinz and Arnold done for the CNMI during their service (which spans over two decades when combined) as Legislators? Heinz was once the House Speaker and Arnold is currently the House Speaker? Recycled Uselessness!

HA! If you think i'm voting for them especially knowing that they have nothing to show for as previous/incumbent leaders and members of the same party that created the huge mess that the CNMI is currently in! Selective amnesia????

Anonymous said...

If you also notice, HA is comprised of former BB loyalists. I have to hand it to Heinz. He has great skills in choosing a runningmate. Choosing a fellow complacent and do-nothing partner.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi knows how to wield the power of the Office of the Speaker of the House than the two of you dingbats combined. How sad is that? Oh! wait, Speaker Pelosi is a Democrat. Hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

People of the CNMI who are tired of politics as usual should not vote Republican simply because it is the GOP ran the CNMI to the ground. Granted, Fitial did not do much to fix the GOP-caused mess but this should not absolve the Republican Party of the CNMI for creating the mess in the first place. Think people think!

Anonymous said...

Additionally, the lesser of two evils does not make the former less evil, now does it? Think about that. In the GOP's case, who was evil first?

Anonymous said...

HA's campaign slogan No Promises but Vision. Vision or Fiction?

If no promises, then HA's supporters will have no chance of getting jobs from them because they can not promise them jobs and salvation.

Let it BE! said...

Vision or hallucination?

Anonymous said...

Did Heinz go to medical school and get his MD?

Anonymous said...

I just read in the Tribune that the consultant wants CUC praised for a job well done on the rehab of the Generators.

Is the statement acceptable to our super Activist Mr. Edwin Probts? BTW, whatever happened to the dude? Seems like he faded into obscurity!

Who is Edwin supporting anyways? Heinz or Kumoi?

Marconi Junior said...

How many votes does Edwin Probzts have?

Wireless Ridge said...

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Anonymous said...

Edwin has his vote, his mama, his papa= 3 votes.

Inquisitive said...

Don't forget his wife, Daisy. Can you imagine being married to Edwin Propst?! I'm voting for whomever Ed opposes most vociferously. When Ed cries, there must be some efficacious medicine being administered.

It was the PUC consultant, not CUC's.

What's the Morse Code translation?

Anonymous said...

Can't Henry find a job with a private firm? Just gives people an idea that this jerk can't make it without a government job! Is this the reason why people should vote for Heinz? Come on people, Gov. Fitial is a better choice since I don't hear any new ideas coming from the HA team.

Anonymous said...

HA is reserving their idea at the last minute of the ballgame. Still thinking and devicing.

Anonymous said...

Here is part of the top secret HA lineup so far....
Secretary of Public Works... Bill Hofschneider.
Director Technical Services...Lars Palacios, after he fails in the Congress race.
Secretary of DLNR..Henry Hofschneider.
Pay back time baby!
Secretary of Public Health. Dr Hofshneider.
CHC Deputy Secretary.. Lynn Tenorio
Secretary of Finance.... an out of work college instructor.Name TBA
PIO ...Brenda Tenorio.
Stay tuned for more.

Anonymous said...

What does "devicing" mean?

Anonymous said...

Obviously a misspelling of "devising".

BREAKING NEWS -- a federal facility has been designated for Timothy P. Villagomez.

ha ha hater said...

"Here is part of the top secret HA lineup so far....
Secretary of Public Works... Bill Hofschneider."

bum

"Director Technical Services...Lars Palacios, after he fails in the Congress race."

i don't trust anyone named lars

"Secretary of DLNR..Henry Hofschneider.
Pay back time baby!"

bumming it again

"Secretary of Public Health. Dr Hofshneider."

fatty

"CHC Deputy Secretary.. Lynn Tenorio"

capable

"Secretary of Finance.... an out of work college instructor.Name TBA"

weak

"PIO ...Brenda Tenorio."

is there a more miserable person in the world than brenda?

Anonymous said...

So, did Heinz go to medical school or not?

Anonymous said...

Heinz went to medical school but was shackled for derailment of intelligence. Look at his attitude and behavior at most a cry baby.

Anonymous said...

Is he emotionally stable?

Anonymous said...

Nice attacks on HA. Here's a laugh for you:
1. Ben Tan's lt went to jail for corruption. Ben soon to follow.
2. Ben is an idiot. Look at the latest screw up in Marpi with the Flame Sako scam.
3. Juan Pan is a Willie Tan puppet. Juan Pan made millions under Froilan's administration by a bogus manpower agency where he hired Filipino nurses and technicians and paid them minimum wage while collecting 80 percent of their salary for processing their papers. That is criminal.
4. PSS contracts are being awarded to Herman's Bakery. Imagine if Juan Tan wins. All contracts will go to Herman's Bakery which is probably owned by Willie Tan anyway.
5. Ever hear Juan Tan speak? Almost as bad as Ben Tan.

Blaming GOP when the Covenant Party is steering the ship is pretty desperate. Ben Tan is finished. He will retire under the Willie Tan Garment Pension and be taken cared of for rest of life so he can continue to chase pilipinas with Juan Tan and Willie Tan and laugh about the millions they stole from the CNMI.

Ben Tan and Juan Pan - selling Saipan to the Chinese one land at a time. No thank you.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope Ben Tan goes to jail before November. Better Crimes!

Anonymous said...

Ben Tan is a teflon coated rat...nothing will stick on him. Willie taught him well. Both thugs should be doing time but never will. At this point the FBI can do nothing...only Karma will deal with them.

Anonymous said...

Covenant Party is finished after this election. They will loose.

Anonymous said...

dit dit dah dit says...

Inquisitive, the code reads:

heinz sucks

Anonymous said...

Eloy is the future of the Covenant Party. Let it BE!

Anonymous said...

Heinz has unstable and derailed mind. He has aerophobia and afraid of his shadow. Called speaker fachang(cry baby. Do not put the government in the hands of an emotional person.

Anonymous said...

Hey noni 7:01
If the CNMI's karma drove over BenTan's dogma....who cleans up the mess? Mayor's office or DPS?

Anonymous said...

Please vote Covenant. My job depends on it. Biba Willie Tan! Biba Ben Tan! Change our island's name to SaiTan!

Anonymous said...

Willie Tan has two horses in the race: Ben Tan and Juan Tan.

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