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Jan 27, 2008

Headline Times Four?

I haven't been checking the printed newspaper lately especially the Marianas Variety. Browsing through their website I noticed the headline story last Friday (at least online) was about "Japanese investors trying to help the CNMI." What baffled me was the "Part 4" written after the title. Of course, I had assumed that it was the fourth part of the written story.

If this were the case, all I can is that Emmanuelle Erediano must be serious with his job now? I can't imagine a daily newspaper would have to cut their headlines into four publication dates? If it were a special report, that's understandable for me.

Do you actually believe what this guy writes?

You tell me....

The Reveler

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

He writes almost as good as si Goru Cruz's ghostwriters! Biba Emannuel Babui!

lil_hammerhead said...

"Thousands join motorcade rally.."

Need I say more? He writes about as good as a third grader distracted by spitballs.

bigsoxfan said...

EE makes me think. Think about what the story is actually about.

Anonymous said...

I hereby nominate si Emmanuel Erediano for our local pulitzer prize for excellence in journoism...the puguatzer prize.

thank you emmanuel for saying we had thousands in our motorcade when it was really just me and my three cousins. that makes seven of us according to my maf.

emmanuelo, thanks for your help, but we still have to deport you soon becos you are not one of us. you are not chamorro brat!

sincerely,
TTT (brown version of the kkk)

p.s. haole go home!
everybody who is not chamoru go home!

rev said...

juornoism? bon juornoism? is that an italian greeting for journalists? ;-)

Anonymous said...

and the winner for the best fiction writer is......drum roll please...

Emmanuel "There were Thousands!" Eredanio!

bradinthesand said...

who steals more from the marianas variety for services rendered than ken lay sapped from enron?

Emmanuel T. Eredanio

...and the "T" stands for terrible!

Anonymous said...

here's a headline for saipan middleroaders.

Howard Willens is Full of $%!T

Howard Willens claims all foreign workers will leave in two years. Hopefully it will be Willens and his wife Deanne Seimer who leave, since they will be out of a job in less than two years. It's not like Governor Fitial will be getting a second term. Not even his good buddy Jack "JailBird" Abramoff can save him this time.

By the way, remember when HOWARD WILLENS said he works for free? What a bunch of malarky! Newsflash people! Howard and Deane stay at the Hyatt Regency with all expenses paid! Guess who pays for their luxurious rooms and lifestyle? You guessed it! You do...the CNMI taxpayers!

Congratulations Willens and Seimer on doing a great job in lying! Biba taki chiba!

Anonymous said...

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOVERNOR FITIAL FOR SAYING THE CNMI IS BROKE YET HE CAN PAY FOR WILLENS TO STAY AT THE HYATT. BIBA FITIAL!

Anonymous said...

Dear Governor Fitial,

Please explain to the people of the CNMI why you say federalization will kill our economy? If this is so, why is Guam and all the other U.S. territories kicking our ass? They are doing better than we are, and they are federalized!

If we did a movie about the CNMI, it could be called BrokeAss Island!

Was it the threat of federalization that chased Japan Air Lines and a ton of investors off of Saipan? Hmmm, maybe not?

Biba Taki Chiba!

rev said...

does his wife work with the Tan Holdings or just friends with its executives?

Anonymous said...

Why does Willens hold a public forum at Porky's Bar? WTF. Is Bruce now on some kind of payroll as well? A forum debating Federalization should be held at a public place like the library. Who paid for the breakfast and drinks Saturday morning? Did the tax payers? Someone should find out right now.

Anonymous said...

They don't have a radiologist at the hospital and you're worried about who paid for donuts for some journalists?

Anonymous said...

Biba donuts!

Bruce A. Bateman said...

I paid for the donuts, dildo breath. Got a problem with that? Come and see me.

Anonymous said...

You're a punk Bruce. You've aligned yourself with an anti-USA crowd that amounts to less than a hundred people. I'll bet you thought you would prosper with your new customer base, but it turns out just the opposite.

rev said...

peace on earth people. geez...Saipan Middle Road will end up in dirt with these comments...

take it easy....

Anonymous said...

One more thing Bruce. Those brave Warriors that you host in Porky's when they arrive, perhaps they should know just how you really feel about the United States. Don't worry, we'll let them know.

KC said...

Look at it this way, now he's controversial.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Look at it this way, the lowlife scum hasen't the balls to even put his name to his dead off ramblings.

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Those Warriors put their ass on the line every day so putrid slime like you can mouth off while hiding under a rock. You personify the word punk.

America got to be America by standing up and opting for self government. We didn't want to let England, or anyone else colonize us. Now you, in your shop worn little mind, think that when others want the same thing that is anti-American? Go steep yourself in your copy of the Enquirer.

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