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Oct 7, 2007

Saipan's sexiest men revisited

The list that started it all has been revisited -- some names were added, others needed to be removed.

Again, sexiness means more than having a gorgeous body and a beautiful face (or not at all) but also about having a brain, a big heart, a warm smile, charm, an 'x' factor, a sunny disposition and most of all, having a civic or social relevance; those who go beyond the call of duty to make a difference in the lives of others...

In alphabetical order:

Dr. Marvin Ali
Cuci Alvarez
Jim Benedetto
Jeff Boyer
Lawrence Boyer
Dr. Richard Brostrom
David Burger
Glen Buultjens
Ian Catlett
Charles Cepeda
SandCastle magicians Chris and Ryan
David Cohen
Rex Cosack
Ricky Delgado
Greg Elliot
Joseph Flores
Yosh Gabaldon
Tony Gomez
Jonathan Grayson
Matthew Gregory
Nick Gross
Adam Hardwicke
Cris Hilario
Glen Hunter
Katie's Joe
Robert Jordan
Tyce Mister
Tim Moran
Nabil Murday
Chris Nelson
Bob O'Connor
Jessie Palacios
Ken Pierson
Eric Plinske
Ed Propst
Russ Quinn
Brad Ruszala
Mike Sablan
Yoshi Suzuki
Robert Torres
Angelo Villagomez
Jeffrey Warfield


Anonymous said...

So a guy who moved four months ago with his wife and family to the mainland so as to be able to cheer for the Red Sox in person still qualifies?

Starfish said...

Your list is outdated. A number of folks on the list have left island.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a flying fuck?

Anonymous said...

that list is gay....you those people are only people who you know of that mingle within. if your not sharped dressed or even handsome, your not on that list. big hearts?? you have no idea...

Tatiana said...

ew...its wierd that my uncle to know that people think my uncle is sexy.

Envelop Ideas said...

Where's Greg Cruz and Boni Sagana?

envelop my anus said...

i don't think those two will make the list. greg is taotao clueless and the only boni who will make the list is a female blogger. people without jobs aren't rated high on the sexy list. same goes for racists and scammers.

who job me? said...

if greg and boni ran for gov and lt gov, their campaign slogan could be: two grown men, two distinctly different backgrounds, zero real jobs.

any others?

Boni said...

Is there really a man named Boni?

Anonymous said...


Boni said...


Anonymous said...

Bonifacio 'Boni' Sagana is the president of the Dekada Movement; and a member of the Human Dignity Act Movement

vs Greg Cruz, of Taotao Tano Group -- the group that wants Dekada members 'to go home'

insultis majoris said...

...but neither one of them are paid positions. they need jobs, baby! boni is a longtime alien hobo and greg is a flash in the panhandler.

neither one knows about dignity...

Anonymous said...

Every one of those little boys get sweaty, agitated and 'excited' in the presence of Ray Mafnas.

sha-nae-nae said...

ray is a self-important know-nothing who sucks off the gov better than charles reyes does...

Anonymous said...

Wow... better than C-Rage? Now that's SEXY.

Anonymous said...

Charles Jr. does not qualify to fight in the battle for sexy because there are no women in combat.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but the criteria for making the list clearly states "... those who go beyond the call of duty to make a difference in the lives of others".

Both RayMaf and Chucky Jr have irrefutable, proven records in this area. Both have legitimate claim to inclusion on the list.

Anonymous said...

I agree, CPRJR. contributes to our community by being so repulsive no one will date him. This is good news for the next generation and the gene pool.

Anonymous said...

(noni) you know alot of these people don't even live here anymore... and others on the list shouldn't be here if it's supposed to be a list of upstanding men... i'm not going to name names... but your list is frought with cheats and cons and fronts for greedy corporate enterprises...

apatasty said...

ray has gone above and beyond cheating people, that's for sure. and speaking of sexy, the list didn't include dave apatang! what kind of crap is that? if he isn't a handsome man then i guess that ambrose bennett is out of the question as well.

Anonymous said...

Dang, my name is still not on the list. Neither is my name on the ballot.

So can I at least get on the Marianas Variety's annual Thanksgiving list? Haidee, help me out here, won't you?

The only "hot" and "very HOT" Boni I know works her b**t off for children.

Boni said...

Dang: I demand you be put on the list for that very kind though undeserving compliment. Though I do remember laying in bed reading to Sommer one night when she announced,"mommy your leg is very hot".

rev said...

lol ü

Tamara said...

You missed Lil_hammerhead

Anonymous said...

Boni, I know you are a very happily married woman. Your being hot was meant as a compliment...not a pass.

Tony will be real pissed at me if I meant anything else.

Ciao, sista

Anonymous said...

But you are still hot nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Ray Mafnas shud be on dis list. his gray hair reminds me of george clooney. he has sexy lips, of course becus he kisses the governer's ass all the time. and he is so kind and bighearted never losing his temper or getting mad at people. ray is da bomb!

Norrath said...


Anonymous said...

You need to remove Gomez from your list. Men who leave their wives and children to misuse federal funds in order to screw lower level employees are NOT sexy.

Anonymous said...

No, on second thought, leave Gomez on. He deserves the medal of honor for leaving a stuck-up control freak for a very pretty, nice lady who I am proud to call my friend. I should know, I worked for Boni at GES and I must say, there are a LOT of people that can't stand her! BTW, he looked pretty damn sexy to me when I saw him and Gigi last month!

Anonymous said...

So...who is this Dr. Marvin Ali that is first on the list? Who puts these lists together?

Anonymous said...

If syphillis is sexy leave the Gomez's alone! He deserves no medal of honor for chickening out of his deployment. Nothing looked to be wrong with his back when I last saw him getting his groove on at King's strip bar last month!

Anonymous said...

my male friend gomez is just fine, his crazy ex-wife just made up a bunch of stuff about him to force him back to her. she can say whatever she wants, she is a proven liar. i cant believe they have been divorced for 2 years and she is still posting negative stuff about him! Get over it and move on lady, by the way, did someone forget to inform you that both of you two have remarried???!!!

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