
Regarding US Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin...
Question: What do you call the study of fossilized Alaskan PTA member, mother and a governor?
Answer: Palin-tology
Question: What do you call a group that performs spiritual practices in Alaska that originated in China?
Answer: Palin-Dafa or Palin Gong
Question: Why did she join the PTA?
Answer: Because her kids' grades are "Palin."
*John McCain is so white that he chooses a running mate that is "Palin."
Care to add more?
Next...Biden....
3 comments:
Well, I'm Biden my time to see what corny puns you come up with for him. Groan. :-)
“Sailin’ with Palin!”
Better an inexperienced Vice President than an President.
She’ll help us with the “Transition Program” and the “Pew Monument”.
She understands local self-government and states rights!
Biba Sarah!
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