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Jul 10, 2007

CNMI's ER Horror Stories 1

*WARNING TOO SENSITIVE POST. DON'T READ IF YOU THINK THIS WILL GROSS YOU OUT*

Have you heard of any horror stories around the island as discovered at the Commonwealth Health Center's E.R.? Well, I have. Sources said the hospital has received several cases that shocked the wits out of them.

#1 - a couple came to the E.R., boyfriend was in bad shape. He was so embarrassed he couldn't sit down. He was holding his pants up. Doctor found out there was a whole orange stuck up his ass.

#2 - a woman with boyfriend came to E.R. in pain. A can of beer was in her (bleep bleep)

#3 - a woman came with boyfriend told doctors that she and her beau wanted to be adventurous in sex. They went to the beach, boyfriend got a sea cucumber and inserted it to her girl friend's (bleep bleep). The boyfriend thought he could easily remove the sea cucumber, but the couple didn't know that as defense mechanism of sea cucumbers, they expand when they are vexed. So, the couple went to the hospital with sea cucumber inside her.

Believe it or not. We didn't know either.

The Reveler

*I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ FURTHER IF YOU EASILY GET GROSSED OUT"

7 comments:

RJ said...

I knew the doctor who treated the sea cucumber girl. She originally told him that she slipped while swimming naked and the sea cucumber just by chance got wedged up in there.

Took him a while, but she finally admitted the truth later.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Wasn't that all Brad?

the reveler said...

same with the orange. the guy told the doctors that he accidentally sat on it.

island dyke said...

ie. the story about the orange: I've heard of people talking out of their ass....and now some people are trying to eat with their ass...heehee

bradinthesand said...

Okay, it's true. I once ate a few seeds and crapped a whole orange. It just happened to be the day my date "ingested" a sea cucumber and washed it down with a can of beer. I told her to open the can but she wouldn't listen.

Lex said...

island dyke said...
"ie. the story about the orange: I've heard of people talking out of their ass....and now some people are trying to eat with their ass...heehee"
ROFL!

I saw an episode of ER once where a guy had climbed a very high ladder to trim some trees... next thing you know they're rolling him into ER with a branch about 4-5 inches in diameter sticking up out of his bum... now that part was caught on tape and had me squirming in my seat O_o

Anonymous said...

sit on an orange like a superspeeding maniac. u think the orange would just stick right up there?

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