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Mar 20, 2007

Are you old enough?

(Reuters photo)


If you are at least 66 years old, you will get a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon. No, it’s not happening (yet?) on Saipan, but in the western city of Cologne, Germany. The closest thing Saipan can offer is "sex now, pay later" and it knows no age.

A Reuters report said a particular German brothel introduced reduced rates for sex session for clients aged 66 and above--provided they can prove they are old enough. A ‘normal session’ in the brothel costs 50 euros, and the elderly get to pay only half.

They also offer 50 percent off sex services between midday and 5 p.m. every day.

4 comments:

KAP said...

Let's see, in Germany that would be sechs und sechzig, a fine age.

But half-off? No thanks.

Anonymous said...

Half off makes since as lunch is usually cheaper than dinner besides in the day time and without being intoxicated you see everything clearly and well that might not be a good thing.....

Anonymous said...

do they get a 66 years old partner too?

Brad Ruszala said...

you'd think they'd have to pay more since the girls have to deal with the loose skin and old balls (gross). I bet the lepers get the same rate since they leave tips (ew).

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