Have you ever wondered why your CUC power bill is sometimes way off the usual mark? Think no more. CUC does randomly select a figure for your monthly bill at times when they did not read your power meter because (and they usually tell customers this) they couldn't get past your barking dog or dogs. Your next billing will be adjusted accordingly; that is, if the meter's eventually read.
One customer got the same reasoning from CUC and said, "But I don't have dogs at home!"
9 comments:
CUC - does that stand for Crooks Under Cover?
that`s more like it bartimaeus. No wonder CUC is always in hot water.
Or how about Can't Understand Customer service!
No, it means "Customers Use Candles"
The list of "new" agencies like CUC keeps getting longer.
It's like C-N-M-I, which can also stand for Currently Not Making Improvements.
Or E-M-O, Every Monday Off (I heard this from police officers; talk about rivalry), and so on...
Don't forget NMC for "Never Mind College"
CHC -- Cannot Have Cure
DPS -- Da Papalatong Service
DPW -- Department of Public Waste
how bout Corruption in the Northern Mariana Islands???
That sums it all, C-N-M-I.
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